Written by Jordan Tannahill
Inspired by The Brant’s of Pembroke, Ontario who grew the world’s largest squash the summer of 2007

Performed in workshop by Jordan Tannahill at the 2008 Rhubarb! Festival at Buddies in Bad Times Theatre.

Fraser works at the local Wal-Mart. His parent’s are growing the world’s largest squash. And he’s talking with his brother Andrew in the backyard… only Andrew is hundreds of miles away in a military prison inculcated in a friendly fire incident in Afghanistan.